Unklebonez, 45
currently offlineGrand Junction, CO, USA
UNKLEBONEZ'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
the dude abides
lonely stoner First I'm not here for nude pics or S-- although I probably would not turn them down lol I'm a single father who doesn't drink or go to bars so I'm trying this I spend most of my time with my daughter love being outdoors I can be kinda shy but open up pretty quick if you would like to know more just ask
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
150 lbs
Body Type
slim, slender
Movies
romantic comedy, fantasy, westerns, mockumentaries, murder mysteries, psychological thrillers, classics, animation, sci-fi, indie, drama, action, horror, romance, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latino
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
yes
Education Level
some high school, ain't had no skoolin
Profession
Agriculture / Farming, Medical / Health Services
Income level
that's private, Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
like a chimney, 420, cigarettes, for medicinal purposes, daily, socially
I currently live
family and friends visit often
Socially, I am
anti-social, shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, better in small groups, a couch potato, loner
Food Related
Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality
fun loving, nerd, artistic, total slacker, introvert, lover, loner
Individuality
goatee, pirate at heart, cougar lover, artist, werewolf, taxidermist, farmer
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
fun, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, something interesting, soulmate, miss right, miss right now
My Sign
scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21
Pets
No pets currently (but like them), Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Pop, Bluegrass, Celtic, Classical, Folk, Hard Rock, Hip Hop, Motown, R and B, Rap, Rock, Soul, Funk
Hair Style
short hair
Health Related
herbalism
Languages
English
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
baking, board games, chess, comic books, cooking & recipes, fishing, gardening, hunting, movies, nature, sewing, sports, video games
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous
Movies
action, animation, black & white films, classics, comedy, drama, fantasy, horror, indie, mockumentaries, murder mysteries, psychological thrillers, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi, westerns
Orientation
bisexual, lesbian, straight
Their Ethnicity
African American, Asian, Biracial, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Klingon, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Relationship
separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - and am unable to, no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, no - open to adoption, yes, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin, Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, Doctorate, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Do they smoke?
cigarettes, cigarillos, cigars, clove cigarettes, daily, electronic cigarettes, for medicinal purposes, hookah, like a chimney, no - open to dating smokers though, pipe, socially, 420, chain smoker
Do they drink?
beer, daily, like a fish, liquor, only blood, socially, wine
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
dealing with OCD, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, class clown, comic relief
Political Views
democrat, green party, independent, liberal, not interested in politics
Personality
artistic, burner (burning man participant), clown, dominatrix, flirt, freak, frugal, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, romantic, thrifty
Miscellaneous
deaf, hard of hearing
They are looking for
dating, friends - with benefits, mr. right, mr. right now, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Gender
Female
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